secretsimpleness:

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Fan service.

Shepard (custom), Liara / Mass Effect © Bioware

biowho:

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What do you mean this isn’t what happened at the landsmeet?

rhaenyrasz:

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Harwin Strong:

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rukafais:

princessofnazareth:

cite my sources? how about my beautiful mind

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same energy

hennisand:

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Volker Hermes

aimandfire21:

cuuno-moved:

“surely im faking this,” i think, directly experiencing all the symptoms nd not benefiting from it at all

“Surely I am faking this” I tell myself and absolutely no one else because I refuse to even let them know I’m struggling in any way shape or form

cowboy:

cowboy:

Inshallah they find him.

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Best image in the universe

nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021:

bentsahra:

This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion

the-dao-of-the-zerg:

fortooate:

specialstarfish:

teojida:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

she-was-a-skater-gay:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

update:

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we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

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foxpost-generator:

sighinastorm:

bebe-benzenheimer:

sighinastorm:

idontthinkthereforeimnot:

No one needs to say it but we all know what it is

IT

FUCKEN

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ok this one is new to me

anotherfagontheinternet:

protectcosette:

frawgs:

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

if you don’t know where to go, just wander! go to the store and don’t buy anything, go to the library just to sit and do whatever you were going to do at home, go to a park and just walk around/sit outside for a bit (weather permitting, of course)

just put some headphones in and walk around the block a couple times if you really have nothing else to do, just getting a bit of air and change of scenery is so good for you

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me the first few weeks of forcing myself to go on daily walks (it gets better tho)

parasitoidism:

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In terms of bad omens this is on the level of what a solar eclipse would mean to a medieval peasant 600 years ago

mochie85:

igotanidea:

redeadepression:

bookishdiplodocus:

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.

worth a shot, ig :P

I’ll let you know 😜

manywinged:

manywinged:

every time i clock out at work i understand how the final girl in a horror movie feels

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mlarayoukai:

You show a cat something and they’re like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don’t care